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My dad heats my house with a wood stove and just left to go skin pheasants becauSE APPARENTLY THIS IS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE
Mom: how many rolls do you want
Me: like four
Mom: are you kidding me
I love when Netflix asks me if I want to continue playing what I'm watching. Yes, I'm still watching Deadly Women 3 hours later
Facebook status generator: The Taco Bell Jar
me: HOLD MY CALLS I JUST FOUND THE TITLE OF MY MEMOIR
BEING WEIRD ON TWITTER IS MY THING
Ginsberg's Howl makes me feel a lot of things
Walt Whitman is ruining my life
I took a shower and made breakfast and I'm wearing real pants so I guess you could say I'm a functioning human being this morning
I won first place in the Polaris haiku contest and I'm just wondering if I can put this on my resume.
I accidentally took a 2 hour nap and I don't know who I am anymore
I have too many pants and not enough leggings
I started watching Full House 3 hours ago and I can't stop. I hate myself and also Bob Saget.
THERE IS A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE PLAYLIST ON SONGZA ATTENTION EVERYONE
USA is devoting an entire marathon to highlight Olivia Benson's myriad of distinct hairstyles AND I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT IT
The internet is ruining my life
Nicole just texted me saying "I hate Bob Saget" and I can't stop laughing
My mom made me coffee at 8 o clock at night because she apparently supports my nocturnal lifestyle