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Physical fitness level: just walked up two flights of stairs and need to sit down
My dad heats my house with a wood stove and just left to go skin pheasants becauSE APPARENTLY THIS IS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE
I made the mistake of telling my dad I didn't have any pictures of his truck on my phone and he just sent me two in a row.
You're not better than me because you worked out this morning and I haven't put on pants all day okay
Couples who share a Facebook: stop that
Jane Eyre is the original Bella Swan
Captain's Log, day three: Just checked my email to see if my 8 am was canceled
FIGURES THEY CLOSE ONU WHEN WE DON'T HAVE CLASSES
Commenting "I always hated you" on people's 2013 memories statuses
Mom: how many rolls do you want
Me: like four
Mom: are you kidding me
My dad is making me watch The Original Cosmos which is a space documentary from THE SEVENTIES
I just took like four selfies of me and Nicole and she didn't wake up and I'm trying really hard not to laugh
I'm tired of feeling bad/uncomfortable when no one participates in class and there's an awkward silence because I talk all the time
THE WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB DOG SHOW IS ON CANCEL MY APPOINTMENTS
One of these days someone is going to catch me using my webcam to put on mascara but that day was not today
Ten hours until Flowers in the Attic. Ten hours.
This Amazon book seller's slogan is "Sale the seas of value." I can't stop laughing.
I HATE ONLINE ASSIGNMENTS