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you asked for a couple of ice cubes AND I ONLY GAVE YOU ONE
"GPA doesn't mean anything, it's just a number!" - people with bad GPAs
Physical fitness level: just walked up two flights of stairs and need to sit down
My dad heats my house with a wood stove and just left to go skin pheasants becauSE APPARENTLY THIS IS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRARIE
I WASTED ANOTHER WEEKEND HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
Today Dr. Robeson said "let me show you the trash pile" to someone and I responded "I'm right here"
Beyonce's Partition changed me.
No one will ever be what coffee is to me.
Oh wow your boyfriend is your man crush Monday I DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING
I made the mistake of telling my dad I didn't have any pictures of his truck on my phone and he just sent me two in a row.
You're not better than me because you worked out this morning and I haven't put on pants all day okay
Couples who share a Facebook: stop that
Just heard an English major say "I dropped that class because I had too many where I had to read" WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS DEPARTMENT
I just took like four selfies of me and Nicole and she didn't wake up and I'm trying really hard not to laugh
Jane Eyre is the original Bella Swan
Captain's Log, day three: Just checked my email to see if my 8 am was canceled
FIGURES THEY CLOSE ONU WHEN WE DON'T HAVE CLASSES
Commenting "I always hated you" on people's 2013 memories statuses