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when you don't create things, you become defined by your tastes rather than ability. your tastes only narrow & exclude people. so create.
trying to reading dhh’s articles on himself, but his website is so drenched in axe body spray that it has more of a tear gas effect.
you seem to think i’m random, but i’m only psuedorandom. you would be exactly this way, were you seeded at the very same time and place.
a girl’s measurements should be: pupil size in picas, warmth of breath in kelvin and diary page count. now, add it up and tell ((no one)).
if you program and want any longevity to your work, make a game. all else recycles, but people rewrite architectures to keep games alive.
my lady, this poorly rendered page marks you as the whore of internet explorer. i mean that in a way that is both graceful and degrading.
i realize now that sneaking into an elderly woman’s house to try on her trifocals is wrong on so many levels. especially the middle one.
until programmers stop acting like obfuscation is morally hazardous, they’re not artists, just kids who don’t want their food to touch.
i try to tan my bottom so if people tell me to cram somethinsomethin where the sun don’t shine i can say “oh ho but it does shine! it does!”
what makes me such a lousy programmer is that i can excuse anything by saying this isn’t so bad— i myself am a much bigger hack than this.
cannibal children are lucky because their breakfast isn't just a bacon smile with two egg eyes. it's a real face.
caller asks, “should i use hpricot or nokogiri?” if you’re NOT me: use nokogiri. and if you’re me: well cut it out, stop being me.
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okay potion is to a point where we can talk about it. a short pamphlet: http://hackety.org/potion/
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ok no more dhh bashing! it’s distracting from his announcement that you’re unfit to hack if you chew gushers or ANY fuckin soft center gum.
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oh heyy all the art + code talks: http://vimeo.com/sfci (start with the luke dubois one, followed by the sebastian one, then golan…)
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salvador deli? yes, hello, are your sandwiches fresh and drooping right off the branch? do you keep in stock Camembert of Time and Space?
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my sister keeps her sandwich in a holder which, by all appearances, is itself a sandwich. would that everything had such a container.
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