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Advice given by guy on the plane, TO ME: "Never go to Vegas with a woman." (in very much all seriousness)
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I hope my bro is in town today, so that he can carry me around on his back like I'm the queen of the world
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Did I dream this author's name? Carl I. Flath. How can one become him? He wrote about digestion and roughage.
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for that matter: being on the moon, a mermaid, sean penn, or sean penn as a mermaid on the moon, etc would hardly affect my life lately
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}else{, I love }else{. It's the little butterfly that takes you away when the conditions just don't ring true.
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Her "computer" was a book and two spoons that she used to smack the book with to make keystroke noises, lol
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@zolora but my biggest secret is that i only pretend to be a pretend doctor on the internet. no one knows i'm a real internet doctor.
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Anytime you get a twitter note that _name_ is following you, delete it. Highly likely it's a spammer. Legitimate folks use _ in middle.
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(The Third Policeman) is one of the greatest books in the English language. You'd like it, George, it's a comedy, like your bloody haircut.
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