Skynet. It's coming, people. http://gim.ie/db6

Time to disconnect.

Hipsters, behold your king. http://t.co/NA8VGO6v

Good job to @instagram on getting sold. But, 2 year old product with no revenues worth $1B? Something is wrong with that.

Oh, what a crock of highly malodorous bullshit, Google. http://bit.ly/eNUzfk

Pretty shitty move by @twitter today. http://t.co/crHb1Rc /by @arstechnica

Oktoberfest at Löwenbräu tent with @dzuelke and random German girls. http://t.co/1CrbUcnR

Cocktails & Cards Against Humanity for the first time. (@ The Armory Club w/ @x)  http://4sq.com/WXi52C 

Airport security farce in action. pic.twitter.com/Que3Nl1x3j

Because my timeline is about to be overcome with SXSW nonsense, I'm quitting Twitter for a week. Hello, printed media.

Take a Wookie with you. pic.twitter.com/Rra0lEwf

Looks like Zynga found a worthy partner in omgpop—both are run by shitty human beings. http://t.co/oxARfBtK

People also need to remember that the first server node on the World Wide Web was a NeXT box.

These ricotta hotcakes with honeyed butter were definitely the best food I had in Australia. http://t.co/jBy5fTgj

Well, since PHP 5.4 is out, gotta release php-memcached 2.0 stable. Go get it. http://t.co/undlctIF #confoo

"Two people speaking in sign language via video on iPhone 4". I think Apple just used a human factor to skyrocket past everyone. #wwdc

Do you have a secret? http://t.co/BRc0wvBu

Tech friends, I'm looking for new work opportunities. If you know of any awesome ones, please let me know.

If you are in need of a kick-ass writer/editor, look no further than my friend @keaneiscool.  http://keane.li/portfolio/ 

Those of you who wanted some sample code for the machine learning talk, here you go:  https://gist.github.com/4642209  #phpbnl13