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  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    If I ever woke up in a hospital with no recollection of how I got there, I think my first instinct would be to text someone "Zombies?"

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    HeadForAllchicosoqueteLaurenRP_mishalTheLaughBankArishaInTokyolittlejuiceEricaTheThor
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    HeadForAllKimUniversalTheLaughBankTHEArjunGroverdjjeremythomasarielraksnorm_townLibrarylady308
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    I hate how every guy who pursues Daenerys uses the excuse that "she needs a strong man by her side." Have you fucking met her?

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    AustinLandryromeocasidoandroogeeabigailowllolukeDearNoonebarf_cat
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    Montsecorbarf_cat
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Someone should get "NOT PENNY'S BOAT" tattooed on their palm. Not me. Someone else do it.

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    DS_Pattonstevenshehorishelbyfero
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    moonymanaged
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Im beginning to suspect that i really might not be a beautiful and unique snowflake.

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    DickensnycTheLaughBankshelbyfero
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    TheLaughBank
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Things society desperately needs to reconsider: Pants. It is hot as balls outside.

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    michellesodenshelbyfero
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    "You'd screw your own sister for a slice of cheese." "I don't even like cheese." "That makes it even worse." Oh Nathan don't leave. #Misfits

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    thatisjustdumbshelbyfero
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Moderator: "You've all died at least once on the show." Jensen: "I died like 40 times in one episode." #SDCC #SPN #Supernatural

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    trenchcoatmccoyThroughTheVoid
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Fuck yeah getting home three hours late. Mark this up as one of the worst nights in years. Can I have the rest of my life off?

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    theJoeBizshelbyfero
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Every time a customer tells me they have a red door I ask them if they want to paint it black. No one has gotten it yet.

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    lorenapineirojuliewilmes
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Larry King jokes are just funnier now that Conan and Larry King are official BFFs #Conan

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    theJoeBizshelbyfero
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    "Here are the test results. 'You're a horrible person.' That's what it says. A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." #portal2

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    TheLaughBankshelbyfero
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Goal for today: slip the phrase "monkeyslut is blown" into conversation without turning heads.

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    chrsgrhmcandystorerock
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    I. DRINK. YOUR. MILKSHAKE.

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    hilarylicious
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    I think my life needs a Jerry Gergich.

    • 1
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    shelbyfero
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    They need to make up an Emmy for "Biggest Badass" to give to Giancarlo Esposito for how he plays Gus Fring #BreakingBad

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    joe_trouble
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    joe_trouble
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    I don't think people who claim to like kids have ever seen one up close.

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    lorenapineiro
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Is an address where we can send awards to #BreakingBad? All I have is my old karate trophy, but I feel like I need to give them SOMETHING.

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    Halfpintmonkey
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    Best advice I've ever received: "Never eat raspberries."

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    jeffisageek
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    That's a pretty good impression of every girl you've ever dated. RT @chrisbrown #Ahhhhhhhhhh

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    moonymanaged
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    Whit_Wikki
  • a42towels
      Travis @a42towels

    We all know this is going to be a huge mistake. People will come in to adopt and I'll just hide all the animals and say we're closed.

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    moonymanaged
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