"@frankoceaan: A freaky, faithful & fun relationship . >>>" yessss!!

"@senor_adidas: I have trust issues 🔒, anger issues 😡😤, & people issues 👨👩😒"

"@autocorrects: That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you'd rather chill at home."

"@lilltuneechi_: Treat your girl how you would want your dad to treat your mom."

"@iboyfriendtips: Break-ups aren't always meant for make-ups, sometimes they're meant for wake-ups."

"@iboyfriendtips: Once u start having sex, u have passed the friendship line and someone's feelings is bound to be hurt."

"@drakee_ymcmb: The only person I have to be better than is the person I was yesterday."

"@funnyorrelate: IDGAF= I don't give away food."

"@autocorrects: Wouldn't it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?"

"@dlaryking: 7 Keys to a great relationship: friendship,love, freedom, honesty, trust, understanding, and communication."

"@kayyotic_: RT @thetanmamba: "If he ever does it again he's dead in my book"....a girl will say that for years"

"@lilltuneechi_: What happens between us, should stay between us."

"@googlefacts: Good sex can temporarily erase a woman's memory."

RT @ikeepittooreal
A freaky, faithful, & fun relationship >>>>>

RT @iadorewomen_
A relationship that starts too fast, will end even faster. dont rush things, whatever is meant to be, will be.. || AGREED.

"@itsdearoomf: Dear #oomf, I don't chase after anyone anymore. If you wanna walk out of my life, I'll hold the door open for you."

"@funny_truth: Touch my food; Suffer the consequences." !!!!!!!!!

"@itssarcasmbitch: "Would you like a bag?" "Oh, No thanks, I'll just carry these 20 items on my fucking' head"" lmao

"@explicitquotes: Shout out to the girls with the imaginary boyfriends, Tweeting about "Him"... Bitch you know you single."

"@bookonhumor: That one person you wish you had never gave your phone number to."