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“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. What mood is that? Last-minute panic.” ― Bill Watterson
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.” ― Lemony Snicket
“Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.” ― Dr. Seuss
“Writing without revising is the literary equivalent of waltzing gaily out of the house in your underwear.”
― Patricia Fuller
“A writer must teach himself that the basest of all things is to be afraid. ”
― William Faulkner
“You must write, and read, as if your life depended on it.” ― Adrienne Rich, who would have been 85 today.
On my way to donate blood. Because, you know. I need more room for Captain Morgan.
Writers: I'm looking for good humorous rejections of famous books for @writersdigest. 300 words, paid, in print. Go! http://www.writersdigest.com/editor-blogs/there-are-no-rules/call-for-submissions-reject-a-hit …
I love when people's Yahoo avatars are completely ridiculous. "Oh, you lost 50 lbs and explore ruins in your free time? In heels? Awesome."
My husband's grinding his teeth so hard in his sleep you almost can't hear me fashioning a shiv from the end of this toothbrush.
Counting the rings in the cat hair on my pants. I'm 467 years old.
I like how we have a president who can say "nuclear."
Give a man a fish and he'll be like, "WORST GIFT EVER!" on his blog and the whole Internet will know it was you. You suck.
My to-do list just wrote a suicide note.
Book of Eli and a bowl of cereal on Saturday night. This is how all the cats will find me.
Managing Editor of @WritersDigest. Fan of the weird corners of the library. Tweets are my own, RT≠endorsement, yada yada.