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You know what's funnier than watching a Jeff Dunham ventriloquism act? Everything.
Nope. Someone just posted a picture of a dead person's hand from a funeral they are currently attending, on facebook. Nope. Noooope.
Someone start disassembling Romney.
I want to kick that undeservingly smug smirk off of Ian Somerhalder's face. You're on The CW, you prick.
I'm going to pretend to be really excited for people going to Comic Con, instead of being bitterly jealous and spiteful like I really am.
There are people camped out at this movie theater waiting for Transformers. #lookatyourlife #lookatyourchoices
omg, did anyone else witness someone using a fucking disposable camera after the debate? These undecided voters are hill people!
People with awkward outgoing voicemail messages, you know you can re-record those, right?
I thought that Katy Perry 3D concert movie was a joke, a really unfunny joke.
Since leaving Disneyland, I have learned that any place that isn't Disneyland sucks ass.
Whoever taught my family how to group text can eat a gun.
Angela Lansbury has conned just about everyone from our department into taking her out to retirement lunches this week. Try me, old lady.