the "earth" without "art" is just "eh"

If you put Katy Perry's face on Paula Deen's head, its still Paula Deen. http://t.co/irqJeuoU

Overheard conversation word for word: Girl 1: "Do you like horses" Girl 2: "Yeah I like horses." Girl 1: "Yeah me too horses are the best."

they should remake the movie 127 Hours but have Dwayne Johnson play the rock.

if atoms make up scientists and scientists discovered atoms, did atoms discover themselves?

hey @thebeatles when are u guys getting back 2gether?

#ff whoever you want

11/11/11 was fun can't wait til the next time that happens

Contrary to popular belief, peanuts are actually allergic to @greggarbo

Imagine how stupid the coach in Air Bud would feel if he put a dog in the game and they lost.

McDonald's hamburgers lure naked man off downtown tower http://t.co/SWNpRZDC

old person surfing the internet = silver surfer

Thanksgiving into black Friday is the perfect American combo. Gluttony, drunkenness + laziness followed by consumerism. #occupyrecliners

RT @kellaferrdances wow! #occupywallst #occupywallstreet #occupybk http://t.co/GceyjHKd via @twitpic

In a constant state of leaving everything behind

t minus:  http://www.daftpunkcountdown.com/ 

I've never felt so safe to be living 50 miles away from North Korea. Meanwhile in the US, 2 Americans are terrorizing their own people.

I've come to grips with the fact that no matter how much I exercise I will never catch up with my drinking. #1pack4lyfe

never push mongo

my 2 favorite things combined into 1  http://i.imgur.com/ljRXu1t.jpg