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cave sex brought us here I say we bring it back
If Jerry Seinfeld died and they stuffed his face and neck with Cheetos and pee pee that would be Rick Santorum
Reuters: Pubic hair in the trash to exceed 48 metric tons this Valentine's Day
im drunk buying a cape online
Oh hey come on in. These are my two cats: Slavemaster Kitten, Defouler of Heads, Grand Wizard of the Sanctum of the Horned Owl, and Raoul.
Hi I am 27 and I am more interested in gross things than success.
"You've never had condom chicken?" - a real thing said by someone
your scrote counts
Current mood: the people in the background on People's Court
Shout out to my coworkers who get to work with me on this cloudy Mon. cause I've been listening to witch house and slamming Benadryl all day
rt if you transform into an idiot when you go to work
The moon is fucked it's moving too fast to be real, ive spent the last 4 hrs watching shows about serial killers & shipwrecked ghosts ffuuuu
stop doing heroine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zce-QT7MGSE&feature=youtu.be …
You can't spell "girl" without "irl"
My aquarium background is a single WWE Smackdown ticket.
I think DMX is a bigger part of my mom's life than she's willing to admit.