Kolkata turns into Venice.. in a matter of few minutes. Thats the magic of this city.  http://fb.me/2s5NaGSNW 

The problem with jokes is that you need an audience that understands those jokes.

@favstar50 thanks for everything favstar

...and lower it. RT @gabbbarsingh Manish Pandey, Unmukt Chand and Ashoke Dinda walk in to a bar <Inset appropriate joke>

Exclusive picture of Kohli consoling RP Singh: pic.twitter.com/4JoIeRfNB3

Today's unintentional hilarity provided by Star Movies which blurred out 'Bitch' from Zuckerberg's business card that reads 'I'm CEO Bitch'.

Today I met a person who said he doesn’t like music. Any genre. Any language. How does that even work?

It's sad going to McDonald's and finding out that a meal is happier than you.

ah “@sonaliranade: Extremist cleric Omar Bakri's daughter leaves home after pole dancing revelations  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3097061/Extremist-cleric-Omar-Bakris-daughter-leaves-home-after-pole-dancing-revelations.html …”

RT @lebomski: Don't give up your dreams, keep sleeping.

Never trust a man who doesn't like Led Zeppelin. (via FB)

"Beta ek diya Toilet me bhi rakh aa!" #DiwaliQuotes

Instead of obsessing over successful Indian-Americans, #India should obsess over those who stayed at home to contribute.

"Being Indian is not about passports but an identity.One I am aware of daily with pride."- Anshu Jain,Deutsche Bank.

Makes sense to legalize pot & gay marriages, America. For a Jesus country, the Bible says any man who lays with another man should be stoned

Kya se kya ho gaya, MBA tere pyaar me!! :'(

RT @thatgirl012: RT @googlefacts: "Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?" spelled backwards is "Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?"

RT @ms_bilee: Akpos:"Honey i swear if u go to India,they will worship u.chichi: "Why?am i that beautiful?Akpos:"No, you look like a cow."

I really hope it's a typo on your resume where it says you're "goat oriented".

#WCT20 #IndvsPak Team composition: I think India should go in with 7 batsmen, 8 bowlers, a wicket-keeper, 2 umpires and Rohit Sharma.