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After a kiss
American girl : So sweet
Australian girl : So Hot
French girl : One more
Indian girl : Please don't tell anyone!!
Facebook people dont like Twitter because they always need picture illustrations to understand the joke .
Hindus - The Gita
Muslims - The Quran
Christians - The Bible
Sikhs - The Guru Granth Sahib
Me - The menu
We could just keep it casual, swap body fluids and feel good, but I'd rather fuck your mind and make your life miserable : Girls
Ok dude you are health councious n all, but driving 2 kms to the gym, running 4 kms on the treadmill & driving 2 kms home does sound silly.
She: I heard your sister went to the US.
Me: Yeah she did.
She: Which state?
She: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
As a kid I skipped my grammar lessons , so I joined to Twitter .
Who said women dont find a man's bulge sexy . They all do if that wallet is made out of finest leather .
Whenever you feel worthless & shit, do remember there are friends who always love you, just bcoz you dont engage in stupid Whatsapp forwards
Forgive, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace !!
the biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her .
Some girls have special sympathy for gay guys because they understand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
how good it feels up the ass.
Scientifically Chinese people fall asleep faster than any other race. Its probably because it takes them less time to close their eyes.
If they ask about your day, I can guarantee they are about to ask you for a favour.
ROLEX is the only watch which tells time precisely. Like if you have one, you are having a prosperous time.
When they hurt you, love them back.
Out of guilt when they start loving you too, hurt them hard and leave .
It seems fair to me that ancient people used human sacrifice, not for religious reasons, but bcoz keeping assholes alive is anyway pointless
Had super powers. But my therapist took them all away..... i put hot in Psychotic & wit in Twitter..18+ ....have a bucket full of Fuck but wont give it to you.
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