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Facebook people dont like Twitter because they always need picture illustrations to understand the joke .
As a kid I skipped my grammar lessons , so I joined to Twitter .
Who said women dont find a man's bulge sexy . They all do if that wallet is made out of finest leather .
the biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love with no intention of loving her .
It seems fair to me that ancient people used human sacrifice, not for religious reasons, but bcoz keeping assholes alive is anyway pointless
Forgive, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace !!
Behind every great tweep, there is probably a toilet seat , an office chair or a pathetic life .
"She is not THAT pretty" is the girl's code for "She is so pretty and i hate her" .
If you were the fastest sperm to get to the egg , i cant even imagine what level of douches the other would have been .
Girls stop photoshopping all ur pics. what if u go missing? how u expect us to find u if u look like Kareena on twitter & Mayawati in person
More i refuse to follow Spiritual Gurus, more they act as mindless jerks , more my belief in my own sanity is restored !!
Dating Tip : If she spits on a banana before eating it ,Keep Her.
Relationships are like food items . No matter how good they look , they eventually end up being shit .
Never underestimate the ones who fav you. You have made them smile even for a short while and that isnt a small thing .
Love never dies instantly . it takes perseverance and dedication to kill something so kind and beautiful , piece by piece .
Some people r meant to be in our lives, for whatever reason & some r not. now that i hv accepted this truth ,i feel much better than before.
Had super powers. But my therapist took them all away..... i put hot in Psychotic & wit in Twitter..18+ ....have a bucket full of Fuck but wont give it to you.