Today in my "Creative Spirit" class, @maurerbike and I built a "shrine" in Elfland. #college #ucsc  http://instagram.com/p/Zov_p8gHMZ/ 

My professor legitimately just told us to drop acid. Let me repeat, MY COLLEGE PROFESSOR JUST TOLD ME TO DO DRUGS. #UCSClove

@fattypatty16 They're playing in SF on March 7th!

"My name is TJ Miller, I'm tired of being called 'Tee Gay Butt Filler', so let's cut that out, specifically on the Internet." - @nottjmiller

#HowIMetMyBestfriend #beyonce #chipotle #GarthBrooks #italianbeef #juniors #level2girlcrush #nofilter #roadtrip #themoreyouknow @meowitslena

#HowIMetMyBestfriend We saw each other, and then noticed that it was all meant to be. I love her. @meowitslena

@kaitlynharkin Ahaha, good! Hopefully that won't drive your daughters away from them! But PATD is highly important in baby development.

@kaitlynharkin Ha! Not even! The show I went to was only $30! And that was for Foxy and PStump too! WHERE THERE'S A WILL THERE'S A WAY!

@kaitlynharkin Ahaha, no crying allowed! You'll get to see them someday. :]

@kaitlynharkin Only the best experience of my life! :} Brendon was literally 5 feet away from me. I couldn't believe it! It was lovely!

@kaitlynharkin Ahaha, trust me, I have every one of those songs memorized. I've been a big fan for years!

@kaitlynharkin Ahaha, I'm too old to enjoy not being productive anymore!

@kaitlynharkin ha, I used to do that a lot. Not very much anymore, I need to be productive! :]

@kaitlynharkin Ha, you're a sweetie. :} Love my Bowties! <3

@kaitlynharkin fanksss. <3

@kaitlynharkin Yeah, Brendon is fantastic. I have been dying to see them for the past 5-6 years, so I'm pretty stoked.

@kaitlynharkin P!ATD has always been awesome. I'm seeing them October 10th!

Goodmorning new followers, and hello to the @flamingobowtie yt subs, twitter and tumblr followers. I love you.

@filipinofood My uncle was in a band in the Philippines called Asin! Ahaha!