RT @statesman Social media experiment: Please @reply me OR retweet if you see this tweet. I'm curious about a tweet's true reach. Thanks!

Interesting fact: People used to beat video games before internet walkthroughs.

"Not on my watch!" Former jewelry repairman turned bodyguard. #CatchphraseCharacter

RT @yudybakes: I don't always drink milk but when I do, I prefer dos percentage.

AND I YOUR MILKSHAKE!!! RT @professor_snack: @mocoddle I DRINK YOUR GRAVY!!!!

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A possible Brewers/Cards series? I'm already vomiting on myself. Go Phillies!

"Oh, George, not the livestock."

@audreybeatle That's nice. Because no one takes kids into Walgreens.

It needs to be said yet again. NOT EVERY MOVIE NEEDS REMADE!

We're only fifteen games out of first now. THIS IS THE YEAR! #Cubs

I have stopped believing simply to spite Journey. #takethat1981

Five star rating system? Too mainstream. I use a six star system.

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Blackout?!!?!?! You mutha #$!%#@! I'm going to rip someboy's #%$@@ throught their $%##%$# and $%##%#@ until the *&*I(# falls out!!!!

#FF people known to rock a microphone @lyonaria @suzyfnhomemaker @_8bitheart @dfrom82 @iamloislane @kimmaayy @verryshnazzy

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the #Cubs winning.

When I wake tomorrow, it will be day one of the #Cubs season. I HAVE DEFEATED WINTER YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Oh what do you know. Something creepy going on in a small town. #Fringe