#HermanCain is dropping out of the Presidential run to spend more time with your wife. #GOP #tweetthepress

@stormviking010 @laralove23 @mc4jessie durrr Krissi is ALWAYS crying about something. she is a mouth runner

@calluptome I keep saying that to the Chase Bank operator, but she aint buyin' it.

Nice try #CocaCola but Vault is NOT Surge. #TweetsOf2002

I like my government free from religion, and my church free from government #realtalk

@0ddfellow thats true, but just like Page's solo, i wanna play that and im not even sure why haha

just think, 12 hours ago people couldnt careless about #JamesGandolfini. bandwagoners make me sick. respect people while they are alive

i think @mc4bime should throw the fresh from the oven, red hot pie at Krissi's face #masterchef

i want Krissi to feel the wrath of Karma's vengeful pallet! #MasterChef

Krissi is a HYPOCRITE #Masterchef

@acarolinagrl @laralove23 i almost passed out

@laralove23 bbuuurrrnnnnnn

umm Krissi, how is @mc4bime an idiot!? did you NOT see him OWNING those dishes!?? #MasterChef

@laralove23 yeah really, those are serious HINTS! take them for God's sake

@taves7 @laralove23 you mean "most amazing" lol

@_insanelynormal but most of the time, its the easiest!

@lizetagge i've got like 220..watch out!

@lizetagge you have like a kajillion followers. That's rad!

@mylovegoesdown well...take your time when aiming.

@mi_ssbehaved youre pretty...