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I almost sent an *extremely* inappropriate text to my boss bc her name is very similar to a girl I have a crush on. Oops
I whisper "destiny" right before a tiny man wearing a rabbit costume spoonfeeds me I can't Believe It's not Butter while a crowd cheers
*goes to play some music*
*box dodges to the left*
What the
*dodges to the right*
This must be a juke box
"look babe, i need to tell you something, i..."
*a pigeon with killer abs walks past & i forget what i was saying*
@allisonfox06 wow last time time I ever pick you for favorite friend Friday #rude
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: Return of the Jobs
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
"hes probly jus as afraimd of u as u are of him" i reassur mysef as i slowely aproach the strong dad in sunglases coachig my sons socer team
Indefinite leave to remain in the UK acquired. Can't get rid of me now! @docmatrix uses visa against border security. It's super effective!
If you forget what a carrot look like, clos your eyes and try to picture a carrot then maybe you remember hopefully
IM WATCHING A STREAM OF ROLLER COASTER TYCOON AND I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE pic.twitter.com/48lDiSMoOx
I found God's stackable potato snack for me on Christian Pringle. #IHaveEmmys
19 years old. fan of soccer, esports, technology, learning stuff, and netflix. commonly referred to as p3 don't ask if you don't know ok cya