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just imagine if our butts could chew gum
I’ve been told that I should’ve used 😂 instead of 😭. My apologies to the teen community for this error.
I’d like to buy a vowel, Pat
Is there a 😭?
“There are 14”
I’d like to solve. ‘OMG LOL I CAN’T EVEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭’
“You got it”
There's a rare secret egg hidden in all of us.
Those are my usual babysitting rates
"What was that last night?"
Sorry I'm a deep sleeper.
What is my purpose?
Who am I?
What is m...
I wonder who's butt got slapped first in a game of baseball and was like "hm..ok, yeah I'm cool with this"
"Ok sir & what bread would u like?"
"Drenched in pond water pls"
"Wait, are u a duck"
*fake mustache falls off*
stop misusing words in literally every tweet
martha stewart: hmm drones are bad because they kill people but they can also take cool pictures of my house so i'd say they're good overall
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