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If your website immediately starts playing a video when I visit it, I am never, ever coming back to your website.
open letter to the dog barking outside right now: 1. shut the fuck up bud. 2. can i pet you some time
mom: brush your teeth and put on your pajamas
me: mom i'm a grown man. i don't need u telling me how to get ready for story time.
okay sorry kyle you can sleep now
"thanks brain. good night."
bladder: dude r u awake?
"hey brain I need to sleep tomorrow is my first day of class"
yeah but kyle, remember every awkward situation you've EVER been in, ever?
swim at your own risk of having a great time with friends ;)
"I could give two shits." - guy with a terrible donation idea
*throws spaghetti noodle at the wall*
"Are you checking to see if it's done?"
No I just hate it
any star can be a throwing star if u are strong enough.....
Best friend laughed and laughed that I taught his 3 y/o to say "kill the rich!" with me but it'd be funnier if I wasn't joking.
20yo dude studying things at Purdue. RA @ Hawkins Hall. Cycling noob. Soccer dood. INTJ. Pre-PA.