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Here's my impression of an annoyed zombie:
If you're asking me to choose between my love for giving away Fantastic Four stuff or this relationship then you've got another Thing coming
if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you
say NO to wet bread
being a college student is unhealthy
Uber driver wearing party sunglasses at 5am: "How was your night? Any good parties?"
Me: "I just woke up, I'm going camping."
Hey gang, I'm going as the free U2 album for Halloween. I'll show up everywhere, uninvited
20yo dude studying things at Purdue. RA @ Hawkins Hall. Cycling noob. Soccer dood. INTJ. Pre-PA.