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Teacher: Does everyone have the irresistible dog food you were supposed to make for homework?
Entire class: You're not going to believe this
Many love cynicism but are unwilling to pursue solutions.
A 4-year-old just asked me, "What if we could jump inside books and TV?" I grabbed him and said "TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW"
EVERY HONEYBUN GOT A STICKER LIKE "TRY ME IN THE MICROWAVE!!" & FOR 1000YRS I WAS LIKE "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO"...BUT THEN
Murderer: you get one last phone call
Me: the police?
Me: I meant the band
Him: oh, ok
21yo Christian dude studying things at Purdue. RA @ Hawkins Hall. Cycling noob. Soccer fan. INTJ. p3
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