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I almost sent an *extremely* inappropriate text to my boss bc her name is very similar to a girl I have a crush on. Oops
I literally can't think of anything worse than a 12 year old girl
Wow, they'll give trophies to anyone on here.
I whisper "destiny" right before a tiny man wearing a rabbit costume spoonfeeds me I can't Believe It's not Butter while a crowd cheers
*goes to play some music*
*box dodges to the left*
*dodges to the right*
This must be a juke box
"look babe, i need to tell you something, i..."
*a pigeon with killer abs walks past & i forget what i was saying*
out of mayo and i'm contemplating if i should go hungry or use miracle whip
Many farmers each year grow a carrot
Star Wars: A New Hope
Star Wars: Return of the Jobs
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash
found a pair of sandals under the bridge. mine now
"hes probly jus as afraimd of u as u are of him" i reassur mysef as i slowely aproach the strong dad in sunglases coachig my sons socer team
If you forget what a carrot look like, clos your eyes and try to picture a carrot then maybe you remember hopefully
19 years old. fan of soccer, esports, technology, learning stuff, and netflix. commonly referred to as p3 don't ask if you don't know ok cya