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Intelligence is the sexiest trait one can possess. If you can mentally turn someone on...the body will naturally follow.
Shiney Ahuja is so much like Harry
Strange things happens to him when
he sees people with brooms.
Bra sizes. A-almost. B-barely. C-can't complain. D-dang! DD- double dang! E-enormous. F-fake. G-get a reduction. H-help me, I cant get up!
saala, Ldkiyon ko frnd request bhejo to aise react krti hain, jaise
marriage proposal bhej diya ho. :P
“We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight.”
― John Lennon
Butter Chicken, Butter Naan and Butter Milk :
Three course meal for a Punjabi!
Its easier to stay awake till 6 AM, than to wake-up at 6 AM !!
THE MORE I KNOW GIRLS. THE MORE I LOVE MY HANDS.
So the new iPhone has trouble understanding the Punjabi accent?
Maybe they should bring out the Oyephone.
If you want to see how fast your mother can run??
Just tell her - "Aaai, Doodh ootu gela !!!"
Aaj mai Aapko SALAAD banana sikhata hu.Sabse pehle 1 saf mooli lein Agar lene me maza aa raha hai to lete rahe SALAAD fir kabhi bana lenge .
Two words, one finger !!!
whenever i am driving a car, i abuse the people drivin 2 wheelers and whenever i am on 2 wheeler i abuse people driving 4 wheelers !
Dard dekar sawaal karte ho,
Tum bhi ghalib kamaal karte ho.
Kieron bhau pollard naad khuulllaaa batting. Paisa vasool. _/\_
haha, barca. Rofl ! 7-0 on agg !
"Jeb khali ho tabhi toh sapne dekne chahiye tabhi toh jeb bhar jane ke baad un sapno ko sach kiya ja sakta hai mere bhai"
Photographer | trekker | biker by heart | An automobile and gadget freak | amatuer astronomer | chelsea supporter.