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Bake a book inside a cake and help a convict escape into his or her imagination.
Your birthday cake is shaped like a book. A stripper bursts out. It's your high school lit teacher. You discuss Heart of Darkness for hours.
Fold the internet into a hat.
Begin a knock-knock joke not knowing how it ends. Live life without a net.
Write a horror story about a museum full of art that appraises and critiques you.
Write a novel in pizza toppings. Whoever picks off the bell peppers is now your editor.
Write a McDonald's Bible in which Ronald McDonald creates a wife from a McRib.
Write a musical about parenting using only Danzig songs.
Write a novel called Stag Nation about a country managed by listless, ineffectual deer.
Write a heartwarming story about an old dog who starts taking night classes to earn a certification in new tricks.
Write a book about planning for your financial future titled 401(cray).
Write a novel. Toss it into the sea. Dedicate your life to cup stacking.
Write a tragedy in which a man throws himself into the sea but accidentally skips across like a stone to start a new life on the other side.
Write a romance novel in which a ghost falls in love with a skeleton and they get together to form a person.
Drink all the soda. Get more and drink that too. Today you're going to write a novel in the snow.
Add some lens flare to your novel.
Write a thriller about a kitten who helps police solve crimes from within an animal shelter while secretly playing its own dangerous game.
Write a horror novel in which you turn off your monitor and the whole world goes dark.
Write a horror novel about demonic possession but the demon just makes the possessed person watch crappy TV and sleep a lot.
Write a prequel to a haunted house story in which a family lives in a house for years and everything is okay.