Bake a book inside a cake and help a convict escape into his or her imagination.

Your birthday cake is shaped like a book. A stripper bursts out. It's your high school lit teacher. You discuss Heart of Darkness for hours.

Fold the internet into a hat.

Begin a knock-knock joke not knowing how it ends. Live life without a net.

Write a horror story about a museum full of art that appraises and critiques you.

Write a novel in pizza toppings. Whoever picks off the bell peppers is now your editor.

Write a McDonald's Bible in which Ronald McDonald creates a wife from a McRib.

Write a book about planning for your financial future titled 401(cray).

Write a novel. Toss it into the sea. Dedicate your life to cup stacking.

Drink all the soda. Get more and drink that too. Today you're going to write a novel in the snow.

Write a novel called Stag Nation about a country managed by listless, ineffectual deer.

Add some lens flare to your novel.

Write a romance novel in which a ghost falls in love with a skeleton and they get together to form a person.

Write a heartwarming story about an old dog who starts taking night classes to earn a certification in new tricks.

Write a thriller about a kitten who helps police solve crimes from within an animal shelter while secretly playing its own dangerous game.

Write a prequel to a haunted house story in which a family lives in a house for years and everything is okay.

Write a choose-your-own-adventure novel about staring blankly at the list of pizza topping choices for thirty, maybe forty minutes.

Write a dystopian novel in which President Comfort assigns citizens a sleep number at birth.

Write a horror novel about a website that's accessible only by physically walking to it and going inside.

Write an uplifting novel about a tornado who goes to prison, gets out, devotes life to building homes to make up for damage caused.