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My mum was being cheeky to my granny so my granny hit her across the head with her paper. Ive never laughed so much in my life.
Becky Johnson was trying to argue with me in biology today #roaster
Me and Dave the Rave are watching Geordie Shore and basically crying. I want to go back to Mexico
My cat is now tucked up in bed with his bald barbie. It used to have hair but he cut it off because he idolises britney spears.
If you vote yes Maureen Rennie will kill you with a paint brush.
St Mags has turned into such a riot since Cammy left
All the 5th years sent to the library to talk about what happened with the 6th years! Everyone was just arguing with the teachers hahaha