#RealFriendsDont come and go. They're either always there or they never were.

"@sincerelytumblr: you can always tell who has the most social confidence by who blows their nose in class" hahahahahahaha

"@judgmental_gay: stop trying to copy me. there can only be one beyonce in this destiny's child world." @kaylasheasmith

“@judgmental_gay: you never actually lived until you go through the scene kid phase in middle school.” @kglad_ lol totally me

#FavoriteMovieQuotes "you hear that funny sound? You hear that funny sound? That's my hoooves! My hoooves!"

#FavoriteMovieQuotes "But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock."

That was rude. #dick

#20PetPeeves when people assume I'm on my period when I'm pissy. "Are you PMSing?" No you're just annoying.

OF Mixtape Leak

Isn't Uganda some third world fuckin country? Obviously Littlestown isn't affected so shut the fuck up and stop acting like you're helping.

I always say Im gonna go exercise but I lose motivation and end up falling asleep

Eating half a tub of cookie dough... Should probably stop and go workout or something..

I wish my hair was cute when I wake up like they show in movies. Instead it looks like a knotted up rats nest lol

When people ask me to hangout on the weekends, I feel bad saying no because I'm afraid they expect a reason why. It's because I'm too lazy.

When I have kids, I'm gonna make them climb in claw machines and steal stuffed animals for me.

Its sad that the only friends I have are guys. People probably think Im a dyke. #LesbianChillan

I h8 when ppl try to hav a legit convo wit meh and dey tlk lyk dis. Like sorry I'm not familiar with Ebonics..

I feel like I'm the only girl without boy problems

Ok my fucking 13 year old cousin got six things. I got one gift card. Fuck you all. I'm only 15 I want presents

Hahaha everyone listen to Epic Rap Battles of History- Vader vs Hitler #niceshit