"Joel, can we have No Work Fridays?" "Yes. They are generally followed by No Job Mondays." --@alexlmiller and @spolsky

Avoiding doing the tasks on my todo.txt by talking about to-do lists on @branch, as usually. http://t.co/jWAyPNeT

I just found something strange on the GrubHub site and went to post on meta.grubhub.com about it. It didn't work. #everysiteshouldhavemeta

Shuttle and entourage! http://t.co/A1jhnJyu

GOOGLE SPREADSHEET? MORE LIKE GOOGLE BEDSHEET, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO WRAP IT IN ONE WITH SOME CINDER BLOCKS AND SINK IT IN THE HUDSON RIVER.

LIBERTÉ
EGALITÉ
BEYONCÉ

. @samthebrand gets my vote for Champion of Fauxlloween. His @rogers_seth costume is spot on: pic.twitter.com/IKs0b3ej

RT It would make me happy if people followed proper attribution guidelines on the internet.

"Facebook, however, says that the problems were due to user confusion, not poor interface design." Same thing. http://t.co/0r2TweOU

"I wanna listen to music but my ears are too warm." -@samthebrand #firstgradeproblems

"I will pay for you to go see Life of Pi in 3D. That will be my Diwali present to you.





What's Diwali?"

-@samthebrand

Sorry @shneusk, I can't hear you through my sweet pencil 'stache: http://t.co/cohG13ie

A new Stack Exchange site is taking on awful patents, software and otherwise. Patent justice at http://t.co/5fP6JcZ0! http://t.co/i9GUNRAK

Instagram: congratulations. Facebook: don't fuck this up.

Thing: it is hard to wear a crown and headphones at the same time. http://t.co/aaCpFrHo

You can almost hear our air shark sighing wistfully, yearning to be free... http://t.co/Rt953sB5

Why DID the Jedi want to bring balance to the Force, anyway? http://t.co/wg5MeMlF

Celebrating National Coming Out Day by sitting at my desk and eating breakfast. THE GAYS: THEY'RE JUST LIKE YOU!

Siri, how is babby formed?

The Ask Different chat room is actually the best place I've seen so far to stay up on the Apple news... http://t.co/4JmuWqlT