@omnigroup Remind devs that dropping an Xcode project file onto the Omnigraffle logo gives them a nice class dia. Many have forgotten.

"Why are men so bad at version control?"

"They're afraid to commit!"

#GeekChristmasCracker

"Why do bad programmers use SOAP? Because there's no REST for the wicked!"

Dear Julius Ceasar, stay away from Xcode, Visual Studio and Eclipse this month.

Beware the IDEs of March.

I'm going to launch a site where people can post pictures of beer coasters.

I'll call it Pint-Rest.

WINCEPTION ;) — http://bit.ly/eZU3Xc (via @septmbrindstry) cc/ @cubicgarden

My Cocoa Coding Conventions http://t.co/uW0esXJV

Now go forth and make your own choices.

This is a real tribute! “@sydlawrence: Have you joined the organ donor register? http://t.co/lOG6CHCE #RIPSteve”

Watching Fox news makes me laugh out loud.

Interested in using emacs ? have a look at http://t.co/xSPK9Jbj

In Starbucks by the window. Sun shining on my face, and Bob Marley playing as I write code. Good times.

Writing Git commit messages #protip http://t.co/sc6qvSsg via @coderwall

My tweet of the one-liner `git commit --amend -C head` seems popular. A slightly more detailed description: http://t.co/kB3wfNbZ

The New Mac App Store: Entitletardism now on your desktop.

My current iOS gig are looking for Ruby/Rails devs in London to redevelop their backend. Anyone interested? Please RT. Ta!

Look - the Tesco burgers were cheap; don't look a gift horse…

I'm going to start a new cycling event where you ride around all day and eat all the food.

I'll call it the OmNomNium.

If actors say "break a leg" to someone going on stage, what should we say at tech conferences? "Break a build"?

NSCoder Night London is tomorrow. Please note the new venue.  http://lanyrd.com/2012/nscoder-night-london-november/ … #nscnlon

How do Compulsive programmers back up their data?

OCD ROMs