Facebook pays billion for instagram, 3 bil for deviantart, 12 bil for a Geocities page about vampires. "I am bad with money" says Zuckerberg

Imagine if people were deciduous. Flesh all falls off every autumn and we strut around as skeletons until spring

The final stage of capitalism: all wages replaced by achievements

Anubis weighs your heart against a feather. Osiris holds up a photo. "Which Betty Crocker is the hottest?" http://t.co/YoHfc7QA "Be honest."

One Fish, Two Fish, Three Fish, Four Fish. #BooksForBoringChildren

GOOD MORNING http://t.co/pUNqLB4Z WHAT UPP

@miiillles "Vegeta is so small," Kaiji said staring at the television, tears welling in his eyes. "It makes me sad..."

@headonahinge is your son or daughter using anime? look for tell-tale signs like running to school with toast in their mouth

@madamluna "It must be so rewarding for creatives to live a bohemian life, free in their poverty. Alas, I must be corrupted by $200k/year."

@dudehugs those are how judges get around. they wear the robes so they can slide smoothly along.

@thesearesongs @ambisagrus "My dearest Emelia: Our fifth day in the Water Temple and I fear we shall run out of deku nuts by the morn."

@miiillles you want some dogs bro /opens trenchcoat revealing corgis

@dresdencodak More on that blue swath in the South (if you hadn't already seen it) :  http://deepseanews.com/2012/06/how-presidential-elections-are-impacted-by-a-100-million-year-old-coastline/ …

I can't image search anything related to 20th century history without getting damn Hetalia porn

HACK THE PLANET *slams usb cord into dirt and pounds keyboard furiously* HACK THE PLANEEEET

@madamluna Cocktower II: The Struggle Within

@headonahinge Shigeru Miyamoto parachutes into the conference, laughing and throwing money everywhere. Phil Fish runs away weeping.

@madamluna dickensian street urchin boy kaiji itou is overjoyed to find the golden ticket to washizu wonka's gamble palace.

http://t.co/fp4XC9rl Aaaaaaa fuck the political culture of this country

"men's rights" is basically the gender equivalent of "white pride"