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I would go ham tonight / but i havent got a stitch to weaaar - this charming Kanye
would def buy a roomba if- in addition to its rigorous cleaning duties- it sensually brushed past my legs & used a robot voice to flirt w me
the metaphor of "plenty of fish in the sea" is cool because it also suggests that the freezer section of your local grocery is a brothel
Sometimes you've just got to get battered into some fucking cheese.
.Geffen You're gonna be happy, I recorded a Christmas album. All standards. Very commercial. Sung in a language I made up called Neilish.
In gold attire, Slade's Dave Hill shows ATV reporter around his unfurnished new house, next door to a girls' school: http://www.macearchive.org/Archive/Title/atv-today-04011973-new-home-of-dave-hill-from-slade/MediaEntry/18474.html …
The saxophone isn't just for playing music. It's also used to blow all the pussy away from you.
Not sure why I need to pursue self-actualization when closing a 2-week-old browser window after finally watching its video is the same thing
John Rhys-Davis suffered from cholera while filming Raiders of the Lost Ark and even crapped his pants during one of the scenes.
The De Niro Event Horizon: When a great actor officially crosses over into having more bad movies than good ones and it will never go back
"Graham Norton rapped by BBC bosses for wearing Aids ribbon on show" Thank goodness for that second "p".
Love it when a Guardian piece ends "Comments will not be opened on this article", the weary subtext being "because you can't be trusted."
When Luke killed that Tauntaun nobody thought of its widow, Tanyataun.
i learn so much from wikipedia, like that lauryn hill went to high school with zach braff and attended his bar mitzvah
It's so stupid that Twitter's symbol for 'Search' is a frying pan.
Love is always scarpering or cowering or fawning/ You drink yourself insensitive and hate yourself in the morning.