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How I imagine a TCP conversation:
1: CAN I HAVE THE BITS PLEASE
2: HERE ARE THE BITS
1: NEED MORE BITS
2: OK MOAR
Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and ugly, and we call them rhinos.
Make your second monitor look constantly busy 101: Open a Terminal window and $ tail -f -n 100 /var/log/syslog
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
There are two rules for success:
1. Never reveal everything you know.
If it’s legitimate spam, the mail server has natural ways to defend itself.
Sitting on babies. #babysitting
Verizon: The iPhone. It begins. <air of mystery and suspense>
AT&T: We love you please stay with us! Please!
Apple: We fucking own you all.
Thumbs up to Israel taking its citizens out of Egypt. Thumbs down for not using the Red Sea this time. I guess only G-d can handle that one.
Now if only Bieber had been hit by the worm.
A billion teenage dreams, destroyed in moments.
Gotta love the false/empty loyalties everyone has these days.
“Instagram is a great product!”
“Facebook bought them!”
In Soviet Russia, this joke is tired of you.
Control+Option+Command+8 is one of the best-kept secrets of OS X.
I have some VERY exciting news!
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Rick Astley asked if he could borrow my Pixar films. I said OK, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up.