How I imagine a TCP conversation:
1: HELLO
2: HI
1: OK
2: OK
1: CAN I HAVE THE BITS PLEASE
2: HERE ARE THE BITS
1: NEED MORE BITS
2: OK MOAR

Unicorns are real. They’re just fat and ugly, and we call them rhinos.

Make your second monitor look constantly busy 101: Open a Terminal window and $ tail -f -n 100 /var/log/syslog

@gruber You’ve heard about tapping and holding on the + (new tab) button? Lets you reopen recently closed tabs.

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed

There are two rules for success:

1. Never reveal everything you know.

If it’s legitimate spam, the mail server has natural ways to defend itself.

“Tip for new entrepreneurs: Make more money: Good. Make less money: Bad.” —@danbenjamin

Sitting on babies. #babysitting

Verizon: The iPhone. It begins. <air of mystery and suspense>
AT&T: We love you please stay with us! Please!
Apple: We fucking own you all.

@viticci Know why App Store apps will all work perfectly on Lion, out of the box? No usage of private APIs.

Hey, Twitter, I fixed that chart for you. http://t.co/WCXQVpkV

Thumbs up to Israel taking its citizens out of Egypt. Thumbs down for not using the Red Sea this time. I guess only G-d can handle that one.

Now if only Bieber had been hit by the worm.

A billion teenage dreams, destroyed in moments.

Gotta love the false/empty loyalties everyone has these days.

“Instagram is a great product!”
“Facebook bought them!”
“Fuck Instagram!”

In Soviet Russia, this joke is tired of you.

Control+Option+Command+8 is one of the best-kept secrets of OS X.

I have some VERY exciting news!

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Rick Astley asked if he could borrow my Pixar films. I said OK, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up.