This is hardcore, possibly awesome, mostly ... nuts. http://t.co/yqk6WUXE

This can't be real? I laughed so hard I got light headed full spec lol RT @andyblume Herp. http://t.co/ULfI86nQ

@bradshoemaker @jeffgerstmann @taswell @vinnycaravella #PAXAus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

@thrillbo If only they were pointy enough to cut ice.

@ceejoyner @gegtik full spec, last level lol right here, a+ would lol again.

RT @kittenomelette “What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.”

Ahahahaaha. Yes.

@bonerhell @shawnelliott he was awesome in The Hobbit

K-19 The Widowmaker (2002): Under rated on IMDB, good writing, acting and tension. More great cold war themes, recommended 7.5/10

@mimazing @kittenomelette If that's a reference to 4sq (I'm assuming so) then you're my internet hero for the day.

@kittenomelette @kiwiguy72 How you didn't block that fucking retard earlier is beyond me, he's a troll, a liar, a shill and a fuckwit #myki

I need a good photoshopper to add glasses to a new fat dog picture. http://t.co/hjDOxDFV similar to my twitter background @durajim

@andyblume Men would give more blowjobs too.

@andyblume fap, biscuits and a movie. live the dream while others change nappies and scream at each other over bills and no sex.

I just had a meeting where I offloaded 1.5 years of tension about shitty applications (BMC Remedy) on 3 poor bastards, #feellikeIjustgotlaid

The new youtube interface is as bad as the new gmail, finding all my favourites in a nice tiled layout is just a clusterfuck, christ google

@andyblume oh she's religious? Say no more, her opinion is irrelivant.

@godwingrech @andyblume Your goddamn little moving thing has me wanting to swipe my monitor :( I'm turning into an old person.

I wasn't joking people, this is a fascinating trip into NK with amazing commentary and just cool stuff! http://t.co/zwqe2VHT @shavenewok U2!

One of the best .GIFs of the year. http://t.co/3VWDESwG

I just discovered Chemisty Cat, awesome. http://t.co/7TgDXqn5