A quarter of all mammals are bats. Hey mammals, if yr three closest friends are not bats, I hate to break it to you but you probably are one

Finally packing up Sinking Islands vinyl for the Kickstarter ppl!  http://music.absofacto.com/album/sinking-islands …  http://twitpic.com/bloddy 

My song "No Power" opened up the finale of @beinghumansyfy last night. If you're looking for it: http://t.co/43DY0DKK #beinghuman #Or_iTunes

Also, if you are a mammal & you happen to be able to fly, you are totally a bat. Flying squirrels step off, you're just #Glidin #1TruFlyMam

There is a special room in hell where you just have to tune cheap autoharps over and over for eternity.

Woohoo! My Kickstarter hit 100% funding today. I'm over the moon! Thank you to everyone who made this happen. http://t.co/JTHTAtda

Has anybody tried a Kickstarter where the incentives are all threats, and you have to donate to NOT have the things happen?

Got "If bats suddenly erupted" - word five suggestions and reasons? #WANOTOWAAT

123 GO  https://vine.co/v/bEYdTjaT76J 

Bonus bat fact: A group of bats is called either a colony of bats or a cloud of bats. "NOW YOU KNOW THAT"™

Scenes from a lost Stanley Kubrick film, in a mirrored room. With hhiiggzz @allanjames @garethwalters…  http://instagram.com/p/ZUxJN8OgSj/ 

Potato is captain of the s.s. Epstein  https://vine.co/v/b02WWz3gmZ6 

Dear Sirs & Madams: I am writing to inform you that there is a new Absofacto song and you will be able to get it in the near future.

Two rabbits hang out in my living room and grow more hair than is possible.

Brofessional. Brofessor. Brojector. Edgar Allen Bro. Brolice officer.

@elecray7k Or what ever happened to the Hobbit product tie-in, Baggins Strips. #DwarvesLoveEm

@elecray7k I am kind of curious about @beggin Strips' 3am drunk revelations though.

Just shipped a ton of CDs and shirts out to Kickstarter folks. #AlmostGavePostOfficeACollectiveHeartAttack #VinylSoon #UsingHashTagsWrong

@misoks @bpkonicek ROF! (not to be confused with ROFL; I am silently rolling on the floor wearing a stony expression)

@gimmetinnitus @sciam This guy did: http://t.co/HtHbrrMB