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You're 6 yrs old, don't tell ME "this is a Michael Jackson song"
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I remember when I thought Lil B was a parody account.
I'm big in Russia
Yo, someone on Instagram just took a picture of their pet... Check that shit out!!
Tomorrow I return to Alabama, where 2/3 of the population looks like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man
I wish I was a dude so I could cross-dress as a lady
You can tell you're my close friend if the only thing I ever text you is "sup guh" or "sup mane"
Bitches need to stop having themed parties. Go back to the days where the theme was always "getting fucked up".
My son needs to learn which James Cameron DVDs are ok to fuck with. Hint: It's the ones I DON'T own.