♪cut my cake into pieces/ this is an ice cream torte/ chocolate pecan/ near freezing/ don't give a fuck cause it's tastebud pleasing♪

ugh, that's too raven

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who the fuck protects their twitter account? oh this dumb shit i say is mega important not just anybody can read it hurrrrr

maybe if lady gaga's music sounded like how she dresses i'd give a shit

Ahaha today I literally convinced someone to look into/protest SOPA by telling her fanfiction.net would be shut down- life imitates twitter

what did the depressed whale say? "i'm going to krill myself"

oh you sing a siren song underwater? good thing i'm on land and can't hear you idiot

ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ < Ｓ Ｏ Ｕ， Ｄ Ｅ Ｓ Ｕ Ｎ Ｅ ． ． ．)

yes YES http://t.co/54j6K332

uguucci mane

someone wrote a story where dumbledore signs mrs. weasly up to be on 'wife swap' for some reason http://t.co/vhKYRIeX

let's draw some anime http://t.co/dDceDVQA

so why are all conspiracy theories invented by bored/over-privileged white people

code gay ass

vintage raquel welch dakimakura http://t.co/cpf1Ojoc

beavis of nazareth

text "SATAN" to 666 for ş̘̂ͣ́ͣǒ͂ͭ͏͇͎̝u̡̜̓͒̚l̻̉ͪ͂ ̧̬͇̹̩̙̖͍ͤ̾̎̆͂͑̂r̰̬̬͓͎͢ͅͅḙ̸ͮm̜̞̄̊̔̔̍̓ŏ̙̟̫̙̱̯́͊̋̍v̦̜̟̯̮͔ͫa̱̙̮̤͇̥̺ͣ̓̉ͪͮ̐̅l͙̰͎͚̮͚ͫ̌̍̎̏̆̽

cage http://t.co/3EmRyZMX

the pancakes were cooked in a skrillet @breterbies http://t.co/XAysOqFn