But seriously was Big Bang Theory's scriptwriting team based off of back-and-forths on Tumblr? Just seriously. That show.

@korybing Nah, you have "neighbor's goats wandered up to my back porch" in your rural resume, you're good.

@chriswarcraft We certainly don't have a problem holding tobacco industries to that kind of standard.

Ladies and gentlemen, do not try participate in a scientific debate if your 'evidence' is from an alarmist tin-foil-hat blog.

@fanfiction_txt Now, is this a fanfic for Naruto or My Little Pony?

@emergingthought I never knew of your business before, but I'll definitely give your shop a browse for this tweet.

@korybing I stormed out of the room and told my mother to turn off the tv. I couldn't look at it anymore.

"No, Scooter's awesome and this show is dumb as hell." -- Me, turning off Big Bang Theory just now.

@colorlessblue @deekymd I'm going with this. Cock pics are people, too!

@marlomeekins guy misclicked when he tried to comment on his own video. It happens!

@korybing Yeah, how long is it gonna take for people to make up a Scout/Engineer pairing based on their "shared tragedies"? (I bet 2 days)

Hahahaa. Oh wow, EA. Wow.  http://consumerist.com/2013/03/18/ea-disabling-user-accounts-because-it-thinks-any-contact-with-amazon-must-be-a-refund-request/ … Woooow. Wow. #SimCity

There's militant atheism, and then there's "16yo white kid who wants to combine his learned-from-parents bigotry with edginess" "atheism".

 http://www.ky3.com/news/ky3-springfield-mo-man-charged-with-making-terroristic-threat-at-elementary-school-20130306,0,3373106.story … Running now on this week's 'Don't Read the Comments!'

Anyone still have a facebook account?  https://www.facebook.com/groups/474268842631471/?fref=ts … Report it for being a hate group, please.

Welcome to Missouri! Celebrate the New Year by shooting up your neighbor's car, hoping it'll be dismissed as fireworks!

@briangaar heaps of tears here.  https://twitter.com/GOP_Tears/republican-tears …

Journalism is not doxxing - brinstar: downlo:

“Doxxing” is the practice of piecing together personal informa…  http://tmblr.co/ZxymxxVGtspT 

Apparently the cast & crew of the movie that sparked the Libyan riots yesterday were misled about what they were doing. http://t.co/kiDIxMQC

Has it occurred to them that hating your government/a political party doesn't mean you hate your country?