@ohwonka oh, you probably watch a lot of basketball, it's not like OKC did that during the Quarter finals to the Spurs.

#Baseball game on a Friday Evening. Wreck'em Tech #TexasTech (@texastech @techathletics) @ TTU - Rip…  http://instagr.am/p/VxalSmyTEb/ 

@gayathomedad most of the time basic bitches can't, won't, or don't see their basicness.

#ProjectBasicBitchOutreach

Say all you want about the French but they pretty much got life right, they're skinny, drink all day, eat cheese, and hate everyone.

"I'd like a breakfast burrito, please."
"Do you want bacon, or sausage?"
"Yes."
"Yes what?"
"Yes, MA'AM!"

@eduardocarcur *manda a hacer un conjuntito*

@acarcur *se pone con la pistola de silicon a pegar lentejuelas*

#Beyonce

I want a pet pig and call it "Carnitas".

That awkward moment when I catch myself doing this face and I come to terms that yes… I am this cat.  http://yfrog.com/ob821ziij 

Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchi gitchi yaya mocha choca latte

@eduardocarcur @miriacarcur @ntassinari @angelo_pegran, I think she cancelled to go to the Cannes film festival. But who knows

Normal is just an Opinion.

#Jebensh o que? Corcholatas assemble! @eduardocarcur @rafaroux @manroux @juangarnier !!!

Whatever, I'm a Republican.

#Barf

"Vulgarity is no substitute for Wit"
-Dowager Countess of Grantham
#DowntonAbbey

No me mires!!!

"No te miro... Te ADMIRO".

@princessboner our smart and cute kids with British accents. Uhmm yeah.

Watching a good #Batman movie, because that's what makes me happy. #BatmanBegins

@eduardocarcur Ya por favor vuelve a miiiiiiiiiiii, hija.

@eduardocarcur #Kako