#FreshmanAdvice Yes, he's a senior and he's flirting with you. No, he doesn't want a relationship.

So proud/excited/jealous of @destellen.

#YouGoGirl

In HS, we would have had a special LLWL show for #NationalMeanGirlsDay

Right, @destellen, @austindixon & @adamchasemiller?

#ThingsWeAllSaidBefore I wish I could sit with @destellen, @acruss13, @adamchasemiller, @austindixon and Trav at Lunch.

#FreshmanAdvice bad coffee is better than no coffee.

@blakebarnett7 it's pure lyrical genius, no one feels worthy.

@blakebarnett7 no way, nothing is scarier than that.

If they streamed TCM movies online while they were playing on TV id be the happiest kid alive.

I wish some car rides could last forever.

Des gets the award for best text message, no doubt about it.

"Jesus Christ set the time on iPhones."

#QuotesOfTheNight

Des and I are beyond brilliant.

I really can't wait until my love life is questioned. That's ALWAYS the best part about family gatherings.

Mom talking to the cat..
"Captain, as much as you think Christmas is about jumping on the tree, it's not.. It's about Jesus."

Mom just told me that @destellen would get married before me.. That I'd be lucky to ever get married.

😔

@destellen @heather_shagail Yes, we're going to start by bringing the bride out of denial.

@heather_shagail @destellen You make us your bridesmaids. #Duh

Contrary to popular belief.. Kettle Island is not an actual island.

I've said "Got that Martin Luther Blood" like 46 times in the last 2 dayz. Thanks @destellen

Gah, miss the table. @destellen @adamchasemiller @austindixon @jamminjoe79 http://t.co/b9jKGV5L