Im convinced that earth is hell and that my time here is punishment for sins committed in a past life

Dont ever forget my love is eternal

She said baby I'm hungry ...I said Shit me too now put your legs up

Im so hungry I could eat 3 whole vaginas right now

I just want to be happy for one 24 hour period

Would you buy a baby on the black market IF the price was fair?

My queen may do what she will with the lesser beings. I stand above all of gods creatures on a throne of bones and a crown of thorns

I still just can't understand it .... I act like I want nothing to do with you and you can't wait to jump my balls..I adore you and you dip

my names buck....and i came to fuck

I am no longer man or beast, my soul has departed and my desire for earthly possessions wanes, am i god or something darker

Put up your defenses and guard your heart..i am persistent and i have eternity on my side

Noone can stop my ascention, i am omnipresent it should hurt your eyes to gaze upon my aura

The first person who gives me a peice of chocolate in the shape of a rabbit is getting punched in the groin

Ron Paul for president 2012 anybody anybody.....

Ohhhhhh my therapist is not going to be happy with me

Sorry baby no hoes allowed in my bed my sheets are to expensive for that filth

@fifty_buds @zstew shit ill fuck'em, nut'em and kiss'em on tha mouth like a G

i really like this one-Slubberdegullion:
Definition:

a dirty rascal; scoundrel; wretch

English lesson time fucking degenerates

i need to learn Japanese asap so that i can communicate with my future wife