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Make all the jokes about soda you want, these no-bullshit Bloomberg press conferences are the best and I'm so glad he's our mayor.
Dear frozen food makers: I will never know the wattage of the microwave in my office. Stop it.
Jennifer Garner and Victor Garber had better be in the new Star Wars movie.
Gov. Christie vows to veto gay marriage bill, but orders flags flown at half mast for Whitney Houston's funeral. MIXED SIGNALS!!
It's still weird to hear a US president pronounce things correctly.
N'sync iPod docks. #90sbandsasproducts
Mics are expensive pieces of electronic equipment and really shouldn’t be dropped.
Just glared at a woman on the subway until she moved her bag off a seat, then didn't sit. I am a master.
Look, I get it, you're not from New York, you walk slowly. DO YOU HAVE TO DO IT IN SIDEWALK-WIDE PACKS???
The only believable character on #Glee is Lord Tubbington.
"Tired of tourists in Hawaii, a couple wants to move to the more laid back Fiji." FUCK YOU, HOUSE HUNTERS.
Million dollar idea: Reverse House Hunters International. Foreigners look for houses in US. "Everything's so big! Who needs 3 bathrooms?"
Buffy: “Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles.” Giles: “It’s sort of an end in itself.” ~ A finely-tuned hate machine. -@joereid