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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Gift @adamallday Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    It really sucks when you're about to fall asleep and you see a centipede in your room and you have to get up and move out of the state.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    About to finish my second book of the day!

    And when I say book, I really mean magazine.

    And when I say magazine, I really mean pizza.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    You know what they say: Once you go black, you're a single mom.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    It's cool when you're at the mall with a girl and she "just needs to stop in a store for a second" and you end up moving in and dying there.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    And then, I had to sobbingly confess to my dietician that I ate my food journal too. :(

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Remember girls, 3 meals a day keeps the cute boys away.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Does this chloroform smell funny to anyone el

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Hey Rihanna, if finding love in a hopeless place is anything like eating alone in the Arby's bathroom handicapped stall, we should talk.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    I like my meth labs like I like my girlfriends: highly unstable and locked in my basement.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Where in the world did black guys get the idea that Gone in 60 Seconds is the sequel to Knocked Up?

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Sometimes your tweets are so funny that I star them in my head and verbally RT them later because comedy is hard and my whole life is a lie.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Whatever, real friends don't judge each other's needlessly complicated fast food orders.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Just drove past a gym and had to pull over to catch my breath.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Me: I'm just saying, you only get to see Danny's room in one, MAYBE two Full House episodes.
    Waitress: That's great, we closed an hour ago.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Paranormal Activity 3 wasn't even THAT scary.

    Now, if someone can give me a hand turning on every light in the city, I'd like to go to bed.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Trust me, I'm probably like 10,00x worse at math than you are.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    I'm sorry, you guys. I accidentally dropped some silverware into my garbage disposal and now Skrillex has enough material for 7 new albums.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    There are two types of people in the world: People who'd stop whatever they're doing to watch Spaceballs and hey! Spaceballs is on! Cool.

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  • adamallday
      adam @adamallday

    Girls, never take your boobs for granted; without them, guys might actually start listening when you talk and you'd undoubtedly die alone.

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