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Somehow the "end of the world" doesn't seem so terrible if it means the end of senseless acts of crime.
Little brother comes upstairs from the basement with one of my mom's winter jackets on and a scarf: "This is comfy, I am Beyonce."
"On Thursday we'll be talking a lot about pornography, so in the meantime please watch a lot of pornography!"-Sociology prof.
Canada's new bills are impressive... Naturally the US has boring currency.
Old people get a kick out of asking me how Eve is doing.
"Did you know Abraham Lincoln was secretly a girl? My social studies teacher even said so,I swear she did"- 8 year old brother #publicschool
An older woman comes to my work every Sunday + updates me on the status of her rabies vaccinations, I've come to enjoy these encounters.
In more important news, I bent my Drugs & Society exam over the desk and raw dogged the shit out of it tonight.
In the process of figuring out if 1 hour of sleep is sufficient enough to spend 8 hours helping doomsday preppers/encouraging their panic.
My mom and stepdad are dressed as Batwoman and Batman on their way to a costume party, I seriously hope I still have fun when I'm their age.
Last night I drunk tweeted and they all somehow got saved as drafts....good looks #siri u my gurl #siritakethewheel
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. I don't think my bed has a right side.
This is easily my favorite time of the year, everything is always so damn good in the Fall.
Also for anyone interested my rabies customer visited earlier right on schedule, she's almost made a full recovery. #serious #hashbrown
Just taught my brother's 9 year old friend how to use a knife and fork to cut steak. #feralchild #raisedbywolves
Antisocial nomad. Education, artsy things and people with interesting stories. I have a tendency of being pretty boring and I wouldn't change a thing.