games writing: come for the sake of your stupid idealism, stay for the people who turned into cynics just like you did

@mammonmachine well i just started a review in progress of your review in progress that's finished -_-

@hanfreakinsolo @zoequinnzel i think me and patrick could probably tag team madsturbate just about anyone into submission

here's hoping the new pope chooses "420sniperheadshotbongrip" as his pope name

maybe all these hyper-personal gaming essays actually belong on literary sites? they're way more about the writing than games.

@kcarmd @karlnp I think it's real bad to think in terms of NGJ and not-NGJ - combining aspects from a variety of approaches seems the best.

just realized we need to make a @pixelsordeath documentary about the relaunch a la @polygon (lots of shots of me eating pizza and sweating)

asked my cat for help writing, all he did was paw at the screen. not unlike what i'm doing right now, really.

@patriciaxh #actionitemsmotherfucker

I'm drunk and my farts stink. Alright, peace.

So I decided to just read the end of Binfinite and I'm fucking nauseated that this is what an "exemplary videogame plot" sounds like.

@linedrag much appreciated!!

@mammonmachine u need 351 more

sometimes i have to laugh at the sheer amount of serious arguing about games that goes on, then i see my reflection in the screen and cry

The sad part is those "interesting characters" would be called "cliched and dumb" if we put them in a movie.

What I like about GTA is that there are interesting characters saying interesting things. Lots of videogames don't have those.

just spent like a minute chortling over how "ludonarrative dissonance" is a roundabout way to say "this shit doesnt make any fucking sense"

THERE'S A GOTH PARTY TONIGHT AND I FORGOT TO BUY GOTH CLOTHES BECAUSE I WENT TO SEE BAD RELIGION AND PLAYED TOO MUCH BIOSHOCK #adamproblems

“It's not what a movie is about, it's how it is about it.”

@nolan_mcbride I KNEW SOMEONE LOOKED THROUGH MY BAGS IN BOSTON