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Why does she want him to call her Maybe? Carly is a lovely name.
McDonalds continues to be the "official restaurant of the Olympics." That will never make sense to me.
Just to clear up the confusion, I am NOT engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickleback.
sometimes true colors can have a hard time shining through so many layers of bullshit.
If world peace was as important to people as getting tweeted back by their favorite celebrity, we'd live in a blissful Utopia.
I love haters. I'm a hater lover.
Being able to admit fault is an underrated leadership quality. It doesn't make you weak or indecisive. It makes you HUMAN.
Every day should be Valentines day. We'd have no need for this holiday if people could be more romantic on a consistent basis.
Dear Fox News, don't play our music on your evil fucking channel ever again. Thank you.
I feel like highschool is so slutty now. What ever happened to a good old fashioned "4 hour dry hump over jeans" sesh?
the VMA's. one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I'm drawing a line in the sand. fuck you VMA's.
Chances are if you begin a sentence with, "I'm not a stalker, but..." you are most likely a stalker.
It's much more interesting to embrace who you really are rather than waste energy pretending to be someone else.
A wise man once said, "more trees, less assholes." Amen.
Dear followers who misunderstand tweets. Stop misunderstanding tweets. Thank you.
I liked it better when music was slower and cooler. Dudes look like such penises when they dance to fast shit.
Sarcasm is sooooooooooooooooooo cool. #thatmeanitannoysmebutistillloveusingit
Pushing two buttons might be totally illegal. I'm sure the NBC lawyers aren't happy…oh well sue me. (Please do not sue me.) #TheVoice
Popcorn tastes better while your watching movies. It just does.