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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I'm sorry, call me old fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I'm sorry girls, it's much harder to make a man laugh, than to make a man hard. Put that in your whore pipe and smoke it.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I let friend's kid call my ex & say "Are you really my daddy?" while I'm in the background yelling "hang up the phone,he doesn't want you!"

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    Seen 10 different bios with "vagina owner." Is that..do we..am I supposed to register this thing? Is there a form I should have filled out?

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    Hey 500 lb lady in the tube top,daisy dukes, and rebel flag hair scrunchie...........save a little dick for the rest of us.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I wish I loved anything as much as middle aged white women love sharing pictures of words written in sand.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I have no patience for people who aren't completely delighted by me.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I sat down beside this guy in a diner, every time he went to take a bite of his sandwich I'd say nomnomnom. He left. Making friends is hard.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    When I bend down to feed the cat she leaps onto my back.When I try to stand back up it's the saddest tiny rodeo you've ever seen.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    After sex I won't be making you a sandwich. I'll be gently rolling you out of my bed with my foot, wishing you success in future endeavors.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    I wish my car ran on shattered dreams instead of gas. I'd be able to make it to Canada on my failed ninja goals alone.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    You're in your 30's. You don't have "haters."
    You have "adults" who find you "annoying."

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    Would anyone like to come over for some fancy nachos? They're just like regular nachos, but I leave my pants on.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    Mom:"Thanks for not being a skinny whore." Me:"No problem. Thanks for not leaving me in a dumpster." How are we not in soup commercials?

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      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    On a scale of 1-10 how pissed will my Mom be if I go through her check book and write "for a bag of dicks," in every memo section?

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    Any night can be date night if you sit close enough to strangers in the movie theater.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    My preferred method of birth control is awkward & chubby.

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      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    If you wake someone up saying "wakey wakey eggs and bakey" there better damn well be "eggs and bakey" or shits bout to get real.

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  • Adar79Angie
      Angie Davis @Adar79Angie

    When I go a strange place alone I always hear the voice of Robert Stack from Unsolved Mysteries saying "on the last day of Angie's life..."

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