My wife has been using this new free service where you call from the road and a real human reads Google Maps to you. I'm employee #1.

I just published a FREE eBOOK called "Adam's Super Helpful HTML Email Design Tips". FOR FREE! Download here: http://t.co/nBbqnOVt

"I cheated and had five guys last night." — my wife, presumably talking about food.

Oh my god oh my god oh my god. All I can say. http://t.co/fwYelcqV (via @heyjimhill)

I'm most proud of how much time I've saved by not giving a crap about productivity apps.

So, the Hall of Stats was accepted as a poster presentation for the SABR 43 conference in Philadelphia. Whee!

@simplebits I opened a jar of peanut butter today and it autolaunched Adobe Bridge.

GOING to a "mobile" discussion. I thought this shit was supposed to come to ME.

I am a flawed human. But at the very least I can say I have never put a "." before a "@" in a tweet.

Just realized Ella got both a responsibility chart AND a time out bear (with timer) for Christmas. Wow, we're assholes.

The problem with being a designer and a developer is that I understand where both are coming from, so I usually just end up hating myself.

Me: "Nolan, was that you in the bathroom? That was awful."
Nolan: "Yeah, it looked like Hurricane Sandy."

Dropped iPhone. Caught it 1cm above tile floor between my two big toes. Feel fucking invincible right now.

I'm not into fantasy football. Who's up for a fantasy developer league based on some @github metrics?

SCSS: Semi-colon-strewn Sass.

Proud of myself. Instead of fixing an IE rendering issue, I just said "Fuck it. You don't get nice things." text-indent: -9999px.

Was stoked to get an email titled "hey sexy" from my wife. Then I remembered I emailed myself a file from her computer last night.

Today my doctor asked me if there are any guns in the house. "Just these" I replied, patting my arms.

When we're low on Coke Zero I just dilute it with booze to make that shit last.

A lot of you know I work in Kendall. Got halfway to work, but now home and safe.