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My wife has been using this new free service where you call from the road and a real human reads Google Maps to you. I'm employee #1.
"I cheated and had five guys last night." — my wife, presumably talking about food.
I'm most proud of how much time I've saved by not giving a crap about productivity apps.
So, the Hall of Stats was accepted as a poster presentation for the SABR 43 conference in Philadelphia. Whee!
GOING to a "mobile" discussion. I thought this shit was supposed to come to ME.
I am a flawed human. But at the very least I can say I have never put a "." before a "@" in a tweet.
Just realized Ella got both a responsibility chart AND a time out bear (with timer) for Christmas. Wow, we're assholes.
The problem with being a designer and a developer is that I understand where both are coming from, so I usually just end up hating myself.
Me: "Nolan, was that you in the bathroom? That was awful."
Nolan: "Yeah, it looked like Hurricane Sandy."
Dropped iPhone. Caught it 1cm above tile floor between my two big toes. Feel fucking invincible right now.
SCSS: Semi-colon-strewn Sass.
Proud of myself. Instead of fixing an IE rendering issue, I just said "Fuck it. You don't get nice things." text-indent: -9999px.
Was stoked to get an email titled "hey sexy" from my wife. Then I remembered I emailed myself a file from her computer last night.
Today my doctor asked me if there are any guns in the house. "Just these" I replied, patting my arms.
When we're low on Coke Zero I just dilute it with booze to make that shit last.
A lot of you know I work in Kendall. Got halfway to work, but now home and safe.
A daddy of three and a user interface designer for @PatientsLikeMe. Creator of The @HallOfStats.