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... a man in bed is worth two in the bush... wait... that sounds wrong...
Things i forgot: food, leaving my coat and hoodie at home things i almost forgot: panties
He's french. We have the same last name. He's hot. He's talented. I'm afraid He's my brother.
OH ''...i don't know, it's been a while since i've had sperm in my shower''
HI!, I'm drunk. i never do stupid shit when u'm drunk. even when i want to. i think it's because my friends rule. or i'm old.
There needs to be more HOT single men at #beerandblog hot married guys = :( #nofilterfriday
clothes back on and back to original plans! hair is no longer straight. fuck it i say fuck it
I may not have finished a knitting project in a year+ but No one can say I'm not a hardcore knitter after last night #vaguelyvaguetweet
Oh: yeah, you never stick your finger up anyone's bum on the first date.
Wine is sunlight held together by water.
Tip: if you have to convince yourself something is right it probally isn't.
can someone alert death to where I am? I'm tired of feeling this way. My skin is on fire and my head wants to explode.
Such a great day.
I now have a tequila infused va-he-na. #thoughtyoudliketoknow