What I think twitter is abt after reading all ur shit? Sex, penis, vagina, bacon and sandwiches! Go figure! ;-)

So I live on through my tweets in your timeline. Too philosophical? Naaahhh... Too douchy I'd say. Whatever.

Life and sex cannot be scripted. You can bet you won't enjoy them if the spontaneity and thrill of the unexpected is missing. ;-)

I could talk to you for hours together. But the venom has spread so far that even the thought of it hurts now.

Let's pause for a moment and feel for those who think something is available to them perpetually simply because they WISH it to be. Sad.

Pick me up and dust yourself off. That's the way the cookie crumbles these days...

How great would it be if at the end of the day, life asked us "Save changes?" ~ via BBM status update of a friend

Tired. Wanna sleep and forget it all. Maybe it'll happen. Maybe tomorrow would be a day that will go by without hurting. Fingers crossed!

May the souls that depart find peace regardless of and despite any discrimination that they faced while they were in the world. #RIP.

I've given up the business of misunderstanding

I await the day there are no more bridges left to burn, in my head...

I was not just 'that'. I was much more than 'that'. Just close your eyes and think back. You'd know what I say.

I'm not something that'll happen to you again and again. To slot me with everyone else is foolish, in my 'humble'(ironic I know) opinion. :)

To keep your cool... Eat ice cream! Bet you never thought of such an obvious answer to all the troubles of the mind.. :-)

flestI fO egamI rorriM a sI teewT sihT

When people go all delusional and tweet about what they are and aren't capable of, I get my daily dose of 'HA HA'.

@nambbus I'll settle for either one because flexible. Also, sell unlimited cashew and get unlimited cash. Works either way... :-D

People I can't stand - Pseudo Intellectuals. They'll try and talk so deep when its not even the surface that they are capable of scratching.

I've made my peace with it. I hope you're able to too.

Sometimes ppl act in such a derisive manner tht all the goodness in ur heart is unable to overcome the rage that u feel against'em! Arrgghh!