The congress is acting true to its election symbol: Talk to the hand #delhigangrape

Sonakshi Sinha looks more like Son Of Sardar than Ajay Devgn.

Look, its a girl with a book! - Taliban pic.twitter.com/B7b0hQtB

Ifttar party at PM's residence full of politicians laughing and hugging each other makes you want to throw up. On their faces.

We are living on this planet as if we had another one to go to.
— Terri Swearingen

If we all say that you're funny, will you stop tweeting?

Deja Who. A feeling that you've forgotten the same person before.

Ooooh, how hot is Salman Khan in Ek Tha Tiger? Totally drool worthy.

Robert Vadra entering *active* politics will be the day I'll probably go vandalize a bus or something. Probably.

RT @priyankac19: #needhelp "Is anybody near Dadar? Prathamesh Shirsat needs more hands to move victims. Contact him at 9768957812

RT "@myownkryptonite: Everybody seems to be adding each other on G+, but no one seems to be using it. It's like signing up for the Gym."

Are you a Yoda fan? Heehee http://t.co/s7vcrRF2

:-P RT @kartikdhar Samsung Galaxy S III Launched...
MRP- 38,180/-
Giving Tough Competition To Hero Honda Splendor, TVS and Bajaj Platina.

Houseful 2 has crossed the 100 crore mark. There really is no hope for this country.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

No matter how funny or popular you are, there are few things you should never joke about. Rape is one of them.

Priyanka Gandhi could have done much better than Robert Vadra. Like Benazir could have done better than Zardari. Girls, stop settling! Sigh.

Mumbai Flashmob at CST is AMAZING! Watch the video and smile http://t.co/Eodba9Zs

Don't cry that its over, laugh at what the next bitch has to go through.

'You have to be very fond of men. Very, very fond. You have to be very fond of them to love them. Otherwise they are simply unbearable. '