Facebook should add a "Desperate for contact with opposite sex." under "Looking for". Maybe that'll stop people ticking all the boxes.

You walk slower when you walk without a purpose.

England won Ashes, BBC had a 2 min coverage. India wins random test, 1 hour coverage still continuing with idiotic opinions/comments.

I'm not who I am because of where I am. I am where I am because of who I am.

A sure-fire way of increasing your lifespan: start saying "No".

An interesting way Apple uses its cash reserve ~ http://t.co/x1rzL3H #quora

If I ask questions, I'm not judging your knowledge. I'm trying to make sure mine is accurate.

Think how many ppl will notice if you were to disappear the next second. Think of how many ppl you know. Realise how insignificant you are.

Religion is just best practices turned standards. #atheism

OH: "Neend Ke Peeche mat bhago, Padhai ke Peeche bhago. Neend Jhak mar ke Aayegi."

Will you take Obama seriously if he starts talking about software architecture patterns?

Then why do we listen to what priests say abt sex?

The more I listen to ‘Ready to Go’, the funnier Lil Wayne’s ridiculous cameo gets.

So songs in iTunes India are Rs. 15, and in iTunes US are $1.29. #wat

Where From? - If you’re like me, you probably have tabs that stay open for days (even weeks) on end, waiting... http://tumblr.com/xer29wyijh

The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Going To Miss Almost Everything - › Let’s say you read two a week,... http://tumblr.com/xer29f3wa6

If the presence of something adds to the value of something else, remember that its absence doesn't take away from it.

It's only in sitcoms that constant sarcasm and ridicule isn't answered with a punch in the face.

I let gravity decide my hairstyle, not a comb.

Megan Fox is hot. Not pretty, not beautiful, just bang-the-living-daylights-out-of-her hot.

"A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off.” - Swami Vijay Mallya (via @d33pak)