Ouch. This may come back to haunt Boris (via @halfabear) http://t.co/AbODUdTm #hillsborough #JFT96

'Ladies and gentlemen... NARNIA!' #olympicceremony

Ah, it all makes sense now. Last night's closing ceremony explained http://t.co/MhdWpZUb

GIF! SOMEONE'S MADE A BORIS GIF! http://t.co/J0Yck3oY (h/t @allllliiiii)

In a vain attempt to distract you all so I can get tickets, here's some pictures of cats and dogs doing stuff. http://t.co/c63yCaBT #glasto

Is it me, or is tomorrow's Independent cover excellent? #tomorrowspaperstoday http://t.co/wETPd8FQ

12.54, the time that Jessica Ennis just ran, was enough to win the women's 100m hurdles final in Beijing. http://t.co/pOJwHJTc #heptathlon

Getting nasty at Hillsborough. #hcafc fans squaring up to S. Yorks police chanting 'Justice for the 96'.

Danny Alexander looks like he's struggling with this question #bbcqt http://t.co/BCs0eGrO

I can't recommend this pic highly enough (taken by @eleanorjwilson at WHSmith in Basingstoke) http://t.co/aHDSMQ5c

So, from what I've learnt, Notting Hill Carnival is basically the giant international festival of dry-humping.

THIS WAS (partly) ME!!! RT @profanityswan That list of So Solid Crew members that appeared on Wikipedia for a while... http://t.co/CyK0vAxl

Frankly, I could've seen a better laser show if I smashed up a Sainsbury's self-service check-out. #shard

So after all that, all we've really learnt is that Kirsty Allsopp talks an awful lot of shite. #bbcqt

I'm genuinely worried that Samantha Brick being on Celebrity Big Brother is going to break twitter. #cbb

I love the internet http://t.co/f8SHg0kJ

I really, really like how both opening ceremonies have involved depictions of public protest. #c4paralympics

This is so out of step with the public mood. Feel sorry for the organisers. They're gonna get a pasting from the tabloids. #closingceremony

I like to call this part of the ceremony: 'Dear America, stop fucking about and sort out a national health service. Yours, Britain.'

If @a_mitchellmp is really Andrew Mitchell, his timeline makes astonishing reading. Career hara-kari in 140 character increments.