Dear iPhone, why...WHY would you autocorrect hayfever to gay fever. Seriously??? WTF?

@halesformayor I never asked to receive your emails during the campaign, and you keep spamming me. It's ridiculous and rude. Please stop.

As someone who has helped investigate a mass shooting, stop the pro/anti gun control rhetoric! People are hurting, it's not YOUR soapbox.

I saw AOL pulled advertising for Rush's show. Shit, I didn't even know they still existed.

The Doug Fir Lounge was a sea of flannel, neck beards, and skinny jeans. Because we in #PDX embrace stereotypes as long as they're ironic

@unoccupyptown @parhamr "Right to Assembly" doesn't = selling drugs, getting high, overdosing, & creating a health/public safety hazard

If you are a 19 year old kid who looks like a middle aged lesbian woman, you might have issues.

If you want people to listen to you, dont act like a superior self righteous holier than thou "im so much smarter than you" ass.

Knowing how many stupid young women there are out there in the world, nice that my daughter isn't one of them #parentteacherconferences

If it weren't for twitter and facebook, I wouldn't even know there was an awards show on tonight.

Sometimes the elderly really piss me the fuck off #vaguetweet

Verdict: GUILTY! You don't get to kill your wife just because she pisses you off. #justice #heathermallory

People of Portland: Can we go a night without someone stabbing or shooting someone? Thanks. Sincerely, Me.