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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The topic is rape,
The subject is you.
The first game made for the new Xbox One is 'Call Of Duty: The Land Of No Pussy'
Houston WINS Super Bowl 51
I'm not prepared to live in a world where a tombstone might read, "He was a helluva guy. I mean my, my, my, like pelican fly."
People that back into parking spots can go straight to hell.
I'm too fat for all of my pants now, which can only mean one thing: God doesn't want me to wear pants.
There should be a support group for when my lunch break is over.
*pays at the pump
-would u like receipt?
-too bad, clerk has it. Bwahahaha!
*I'm now pro-guns
Thank you Stefon! We love you and we'll miss you.
"Why keep the pregnancy a secret?" Jay asks. "It's a blessing!"
"I... I can't steal Kreayshawn's thunder," Bey sighs. "She's my friend"
you guys are gonna feel so dumb when you find out under those daft punk robots it's really tyler perry
Do we really need this? What's that? How small? Really? Its all personal people.