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BREAKING: North Korea's official news agency reports Kim Jong Un's uncle has been executed as a traitor.
I'm so hungry that I'm becoming overdramatic and I'm probably going to die on this cold tile floor, hungry, alone and sexually unfulfilled.
The best part about attending a wedding is the food, booze, and music. The worst part is everyone telling you "you're next".
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
I just pulled up to a dude at a red light and mouthed the words, "lets fuck". I'm pretty sure we're pulling over :)
god said bitch the whole world is yours just don't eat my motherfuckin fruit please. this bitch eats the damn fruit and ruins everything
If you cut Madonna's arms off they grow back even stronger.
is it just me or do you like one of your eyebrows more than the other
Nice fake boobs, woman at the gym... at least I earned mine.
DATING TIPS: STAY AWAKE THROUGH THE WHOLE DATE BUT ACT LIKE YOU'RE SLEEPING SOMETIMES TO SEE IF THEY COVER YOU WITH A BLANKET
WE PARKED OUR TRAILER EARLY: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MRtwqdQ6UdI&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMRtwqdQ6UdI … cc: @campsucks @juddapatow @girlshbo
Do we really need this? What's that? How small? Really? Its all personal people.