Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Anyone know where I can trade-in my hard-earned cynicism for my long lost naiveté?
Fruit Loops are jus gay Cheerios.
You are what you almost tweet.
If a Tim tebow prays in the forest, and Jesus doesn't care, do the Broncos still win? #tebow
My life consists of the 3 things lately: work, work & thai food. Wish I could trade out the last 1 for sleep...or sex.
If you cum in my eye again, I will rip your fucking knob off.
I'm Rick Perry and I'm basically Jesus.
My sleep number is 69.
How many bananas is too much? Is 5? ... Yeah, I know. Damn.
"Mommy, my peepee is like a balloon." -My nephew to my sister. #thankyoubabyeinstein