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It's called "iceberg lettuce" because even though you only see 10% of it, it actually makes up 90% of your Subway sammich.
If you need somebody, you're codependent. If you don't, you're a loner. If you kinda do, then you have commitment issues.
Breakfast cereal idea:
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bran®, with strawberries.
We hope you will enjoy a bowl.™
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bran®, with strawberries.
We hope you will enjoy a bowl.™
Child safety seats are stupid. All they do are roll and bang around in the back of the pickup truck.
So Pizza Hut wants to be "The Hut," RadioShack wants to be "The Shack," and I suppose John Hancock will soon follow.
Nicotine gum is a lousy substitute for cigarettes.
You'd think they'd at least get the pieces to burn evenly.
You'd think they'd at least get the pieces to burn evenly.
Best as I can tell, my upstairs neighbors are now building a bowling alley with help from Michael Flatley Construction.
Between the ages of two & four, 97% of a child's weight is concentrated in their feet.
Especially if upstairs.
Especially if upstairs.
Twitter needs to replace "What are you doing?" with "Why the hell did you do that!?" after each update.
I have too many passwords and not enough women in my life.
I suspect a strong correlation between the two.
I suspect a strong correlation between the two.
Don't you hate being told that your chariot awaits, and then finding out that it's only a stupid car?
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