@jbogard why would you order such a "beer"?

I want this shirt! pic.twitter.com/pKTtW1B2sx

"Something About Mary" hairstyle for @bmann at #polyglotConf  pic.twitter.com/SFj9Re4D6w

Romantic times for @lucisferre and @tylerham at #polyglotconf pic.twitter.com/7TeUHfE2XB

@rtanglao @polyglotconf @tavisrudd capture in glorious hipster black and white ;)

closing remarks from @bmann at #polyglotconf pic.twitter.com/y4pBHLWNzT

@bmann keep tapping to write those messages. You can't even get a keyboard like Swype. That's 90% of my phone use. Apple fails miserably

#polyglotconf nice to meet you @kalv looking forward to redis stuff tomorrow

at the awesome AngularJS tutorial with @lucisferre and @saemg  http://ipiccy.com/pic/imgjROlgAJS 

If you want to improve your organization, fire any one within management that owns an iPhone. Guaranteed results.

Google IO conference: "Here's a wicked laptop!", "Can I develop Android apps on it?", "No!"

You think you're a programmer? I'll just leave this here...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9xAKttWgP4 … via @tavisrudd 

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Sarah Palin Calls for Invasion of Czech Republic - The Daily Currant -  http://dailycurrant.com/2013/04/22/sarah-palin-calls-invasion-czech-republic …

Projects are evil and must be destroyed | Evan Bottcher -  http://evan.bottch.com/2010/08/29/projects-are-evil-and-must-be-destroyed/ …

Times are changing. RT @gblock RT @therealnzgeek Oh my gawd... Microsoft hosting their OSS code on GitHub? Blasphemy! #codemania

For @motowilliams : for hr in `seq -w 0 23`; do echo $( echo " $hr:"; git shortlog -n --format='%ad %s' | grep " $hr:" | wc -l); done

@motowilliams I wouldn't call it waste

Thanks to @mike_stockdale for finding this: The Unreasonable Effectiveness of TDD » Big Nerd Ranch Blog -  http://blog.bignerdranch.com/2379-the-unreasonable-effectiveness-of-tdd/ …

More and more people are doing SODD (StackOverflow Driven Development). Make sure you include it on your resume.

Criticize a dynamic language. Crickets. People too scared to poop on a popular thing and be uncool.